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  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  Copyright Page

  Dedication

  Acknowledgements

  Chapter 1 - MASTER COME-LATELY

  Chapter 2 - WINGS OF A DOVE

  Chapter 3 - ON RETURNING TO WINSTERMILL

  Chapter 4 - AN INTERVIEW WITH THE SURGEON

  Chapter 5 - THRENODY GOES FORTH

  Chapter 6 - THE LANTERN-WATCH

  Chapter 7 - MORNING TO MOURNING

  Chapter 8 - POTS-AND-PANS

  Chapter 9 - PAGEANT-OF-ARMS

  Chapter 10 - NUMPS

  Chapter 11 - HITHER AND THITHER

  Chapter 12 - PUNCTINGS AND POSTERS

  Chapter 13 - AN UNANSWERED QUESTION

  Chapter 14 - THE UNDERCROFT

  Chapter 15 - THE WAY LEAST WENT

  Chapter 16 - THE LAMPLIGHTER-MARSHAL

  Chapter 17 - HASTY DEPARTURES

  Chapter 18 - WRETCHEDNESS REVEALED

  Chapter 19 - BILLETING DAY

  Chapter 20 - ON LEAVING WINSTERMILL

  Chapter 21 - THE BRISKING CAT

  Chapter 22 - THE IGNOBLE END OF THE ROAD

  Chapter 23 - WORMSTOOL

  Chapter 24 - A LAMPLIGHTER’S LIFE

  Chapter 25 - THICKETS AND THRUMCOPS

  Chapter 26 - A SHOW OF STRENGTH

  Chapter 27 - A LIGHT TO YOUR PATH

  Chapter 28 - BEFORE THE INQUIRY

  Chapter 29 - A FALSE FALSEMAN

  Chapter 30 - QUO GRATIA

  NOTES ON THE EXPLICARIUM

  BOOKS BY D. M. CORNISH

  Foundling

  Lamplighter

  Factotum

  Title page illustration: Monster-blood tattoo puncted on the arms of Lampsmen Assimus, Bellicos and Puttinger

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  First published in the United States of America by G. P. Putnam’s Sons, a division of Penguin Young Readers Group, 2008

  Published by Speak, an imprint of Penguin Group (USA) Inc., 2010

  Copyright © D. M. Cornish, 2008

  All rights reserved

  THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS HAS CATALOGED THE G. P. PUTNAM’S SONS EDITION AS FOLLOWS:

  Cornish, D. M. (David M.), date.

  Lamplighter / D. M. Cornish. p. cm. (Monster blood tattoo ; bk. 2)

  Summary: As Rossamünd starts his life as a lamplighter on the Wormway, he continues

  his fight against monsters, making friends and enemies along the way, but questions

  about his origins continue to plague him. Includes glossary.

  eISBN : 978-1-101-46092-4

  [1. Lamplighters—Fiction. 2. Monsters—Fiction. 3. Self-confidence—Fiction. 4. Identity—Fiction. 5. Tattooing—Fiction. 6. Foundlings—Fiction. 7. Fantasy.] I. Title.

  PZ7.C816368 Lam 2008 [Fic—dc22] 2007033786

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  For TJ,

  my besterest friend

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  TO GOD FOR KEEPING the door open, for showing me a life I never thought possible; my sweet new wife too for showing me a life I never thought possible, for patience and for reading all those drafts—this book is better because you help me; once again to Dyan for her dreams, her belief, for the passion, the struggle; Tim, for the cracking of the whip; Mr. Fickling, who trustingly watched on; Nille “the Swedish Translator,” and to all those who toiled to turn Book One into other tongues; to all those publishers about this tiny globe of ours that have taken on MBT; Celia for making editing a joy and for rescuing me from my own heavy hand; Patricia for her quiet maturity and support and for knowing what to do; Helen, who keeps it all organized; also to my parents once more, my new ones too—Graeme and Kerry, and the Sweet Hamers, for reading this second stage in its early, ugly moments and loving it still; Sue Ellen for all that Latin; Graeme Rickerby—master of catchphrases and song—for slogg-porridge, Joey DeVivra and enjoying all the nuances of our difficult, wondrous language; James White, who wrote a book well before I ever did, made Sydney possible and showed the way—may you write again, sir; and Murray Whiteford, for card games and all the time spent at your house. Thanks too to the regular dwellers and commenters at www.monsterbloodtattoo.blogspot.com. : Femina, Koallaku, Random Missfitt, MadBomber, Winter, Midwishin, Andre, Shayne de Comyn Esquire, Coz, Giant Fan, Dan S. Tong, Shyane, John, Kathryn, Daisy__Girl, Oriana, Jimmy Trinket, Steve, Sirk, Erin, Mark, John, Sookie, Arty Bel, Joaquin Rosada Martel, Markus, Inez, Troubardier, Ninjanna, sme0149, Samosin, Baraholka, Ravinn, Joyous Santina, Dozer911, Vahlaeity, Charlotte, Evil1I, Okyoureacab, Longinvs, Suspicious Hat, Bard, MooseGuy, Rosiegirl, Coinks, Dustin and to all those anonny mouses too. To Joshua Kipitza, for your cruorpunxis—keep creating, sir. To my time in Kansas, without which there would be no lamplighters.

  This is the map of the southen and central portions of the Half-Continent.

  The area within the small rectangle is shown in the following page.

  THE LANDS OF THE IDLEWILD

  INCLUDING THE RANGE OF THE IMPERIAL LAMPLIGHTERS OF THE CONDUITVERMIS

  MAJOR CITY

  MINOR CITY OR LARGE TOWN

  LONESTRONGHOLD

  RIVERGATE

  ROAD

  SWAMPLAND

  1

  MASTER COME-LATELY

  calendar(s) sometimes also called strigaturpis or just strig—a general term for any combative woman; the Gotts call them mynchen—after the do-gooding heldin-women of old. Calendars gather themselves into secretive societies called claves (its members known as clariards)—constituted almost entirely of women—organized about ideals of social justice and philanthropy, particularly providing teratological protection for the needy and the poor. They usually live in somewhat isolated strongholds—manorburghs and basterseighs—known as calanseries. Some claves hide people—typically women—in trouble, protecting them in secluded fortlets known as sequesturies. Other claves offer to teach young girls their graces and fitness of limb in places known as mulierbriums. Calendars, however, are probably best known for the odd and eccentric clothing they don to advertise themselves.

  THE short run of road that went east from Winstermill to Wellnigh House had a reputation as the easiest watch on the Wormway—and for the most part it was. Known as the Pettiwiggin or the Harrowmath Pike, it was so close to Winstermill, the mighty fortress of the lamplighters, that those who used it were rarely troubled by nickers or bogles. Close and safe, the Pettiwiggin was ideal for teaching young prentice-lighters the repetitious tasks of a lamplighter.

  For nigh on two months the “lantern-sticks,
” as they were called by the scarred veterans who taught and chastised them, had been at their training. In another two, if each boy made it through, he would be promoted to lampsman. On that great day it would be his privilege to be billeted to one of the many cothouses—the small fortresses punctuating the long leagues of the Wormway—to begin his life as a lampsman proper.

  At this middle point in their training the prentices were taken out on the road to begin the lighting and the dousing of the great-lamps that lit the Wormway. Until now they had marched and drilled, learned their letters and practiced at lighting on yard-lanterns safe within Winstermill. Rossamünd had found it all as boring as he once feared a lamplighter’s life might be. Indeed, his first excursion out to light lamps had been uniformly laborious and uneventful, the overnight stay in Wellnigh House uncomfortable, and the return to the manse dousing the lanterns the next morning as dull as the night before. He keenly regretted that he might never become a vinegaroon as he had once hoped, and often thought to himself, Oh, that’s not how they’d do it in the navy; that’s not what they’d do on a ram.

  For Rossamünd the first half of prenticing had been long, yet not quite as lonely as his old life at Madam Opera’s Estimable Marine Society for Foundling Boys and Girls. Here at Winstermill he shared the trials of training with the other prentices, all boys of a similar age from poor and obscure origins like his. Together they fumbled through each movement of their fodicar drill; together they winced at each reluctant, shoulder-wrenching shot of pistol or fusil; together they balmed their feet after day-long marching. Yet the other lads were not nearly as keen on pamphlets or the matter they contained—tales of the heroic progenitors of the Empire and the monsters they slew. Most could barely read, despite the attempted remedies of “letters,” the reading and writing class under Seltzerman 1st Class Humbert. None of them showed any interest in the vinegar seas or the Senior Service, nor desired a life of a vinegaroon. Grass-combers, Master Fransitart, his old dormitory master, would have called them—true lubberly, ground-hugging landsmen.

  Rossamünd’s failure to get to the manse in time for the start of prenticing meant he had missed that first crucial period when fragile bonds of friendship begin. He had been late only one week, but Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod had dubbed him “Master Come-lately,” and the name had stuck.

  One skill he had learned at Madam Opera’s proved exceptionally useful. The hours spent keenly watching his old master and dispensurist Craumpalin had shown their fruit, for he was known for his facility with potives and restoratives. He had been made the custodian of the prentice-watch’s chemistry, doling out repellents or healing draughts where necessary. This earned him a little respect, but it meant that out on the road, while the others carried a short-barreled musket known as a fusil, he was to content himself with his fodicar and a satchel of potives. However, he had seen the effect of both musket ball and repellent. As reassuring as it was to have a firelock in your hands that could cough and boom startlingly at an enemy, a well-aimed potive could deal with many more monsters at once and often more effectively.

  The evening of this second prentice-watch, Rossamünd was called forward, joining the six others he had been listed with when he first began as a prentice-lighter.These were the boys of the 3rd Prentice-Watch, Q Hesiod Gaeta. Though, by letter-fall order, Rossamünd’s name should have appeared second-from-top in the appropriate triple-marked ledgers (B for Bookchild), he was nevertheless gathered with the six whose names were at the end of it, lads like Giddian Pillow and Crofton Wheede. For a second afternoon these six and Rossamünd stood in single file on the Forming Square as the other prentices looked on.

  The platoon of prentices was sectioned into three quartos, one of which would go out on the road each evening to light the lamps, staying in Wellnigh House over the night and returning to Winstermill the next dawning, putting out the lights and getting back by midmorning. Each quarto was named after a doughty lamplighter-marshal of old: Q Protogenës, Q Io Harpsicarus and Q Hesiod Gaeta, Rossamünd’s own.

  With a cry of “A light to your path!” Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod led the watch through the great bronze gates of Winstermill down the steep eastern drive known as the Approach and onto the Pettiwiggin. After them came the crusty Lampsmen 1st Class Assimus, Bellicos and Puttinger, veteran lighters glaring and complaining under their breath, barely tolerating the green incompetence of the prentices.

  Much of the six-mile stretch of the highroad was raised on a dike of earth, lifting it almost a yard above the Harrowmath—the great flat plain on which Winstermill was built—giving a clear view over the high wild grasses. Ever the wayward lawn of the Harrowmath was mown by fatigue parties of peoneers and local farm laborers with their glinting scythes, ever it would grow back, thick and obscuring. At its eastern end, after five miles and eighteen lamps, the Pettiwiggin descended flush with the land and passed through a small woodland, the Briarywood. Tall sycamores and lithe wandlimbs grew on either side of the way, with shrubby evergreen myrtles and knotted briars flourishing thickly about their roots.Yesternight, when the prentice-watch had worked through it, Rossamünd had keenly felt the workings of mild threwd—that ghastly sensation of hidden watchful-ness and threat that thrilled all around. This evening it had grown a little stronger as he went along, tiny prickles of terror upon his neck, and its subtleties felt like a warning.

  There was a great-lamp to light at the beginning of the Briary, one at its end and another right in its midst. This middle light was found in a small clearing on the shoulder of the highroad.

  After this only five lamps to go, Rossamünd consoled himself. Puffing at the stinging cold, he stared suspiciously at the darkling woods about him. The thorny twine of branch and limb crowded the broad verge, newly pruned by the day-watch fatigue party out gathering firewood. Anything might be creeping behind those withy-walls, lurking in the dark beneath the briar and winter-nude hawthorn, sneaking between thin pale trunks, hungry, waiting. Behind him the glow of the cold evening gloaming could be seen through a grandly arched gap in the tall trees where the Pettiwiggin entered the woods. The sky showed all about as pallid slits between the black of the lithesome trees. In the thin light Rossamünd adjusted the strap of his salumanticum—the satchel holding the potives—and checked once more that all within were in their place. He had been as eager as the other boys to start at lighting proper, but now here, out in this wild unwalled place, he was not so sure. He arched his back and looked up past the steep brim of his almost new, lustrous black thrice-high through the overhanging branches at the wan measureless blue of evening.Without realizing it, he gave a nervous sound, almost a sigh.

  “Are we keeping you up, Master Come-lately?”

  This was Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod. Even when he hissed angrily, the lamplighter-sergeant seemed to be shouting. He was always shouting, even when he was supposed to be talking with the habitual hush of the night-watch.

  Rossamünd snapped back his attention. “No, Lamplighter-Sergeant, I just . . . !”

  “Silence!”

  Ducking his head to hide a frown, Rossamünd swallowed at an indignant lump and held his tongue. Can’t he feel the horrors growing?

  From the first lamp of the afternoon until now, the prentice-watch had stopped at every lamppost to wind out the light using the crank-hooks at the end of their blackened fodicars to ratchet the winch within each lamp. Bundled as best they could be against the bitter, biting night, they halted once again, stamping and huffing as Grindrod called Punthill Plod forward. The boy pumped the winch a little awkwardly and wound out the phosphorescent bloom on its chain, drawing it out into the glass bell of the seltzer-filled lamps, where it came alive with steadily increasing effulgence. The prentices not working the lamp looked on while Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod spelled out each rote-learned step.

  The little thrills of threwd prickled all the more, and Rossamünd could no longer watch so dutifully. Something was coming, something foul and intending harm—he coul
d feel it in his innards.

  There it was: the clatter of horses’ hooves, wild and loud. A carriage was approaching, and fast.

  “Off the road, boys! Off the road!” the lampsmen called in unison, herding the prentice-lighters on to the verge with a push and a shove of their fodicars. Buffeted by the back or shoulders of several larger boys, Rossamünd was shoved with them, almost falling in the scramble.

  “The wretched baskets! Who is fool enough to trot horses at this gloamin’ hour?” Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod snarled, mustachios bristling. “See if ye can eye the driver, lads—we might have a writ to write back at Winstermill!”

  From out of the dark ahead six screaming horses bolted toward them, carrying a park-drag—a private coach—with such bucking, rattling violence it was sure to break to bits even as it shattered past the stunned lighters.

  The prickle of threwd at Rossamünd’s back became urgent.

  “There’s no coachman, Sergeant!” someone cried.

  Rossamünd’s internals gripped and a yelp of terror was strangled as it formed. A dark, monstrous thing was rising from the rear of the park-drag. Massive horns curled back from its crown; the slits of its eyes glowed wicked orange. Threwd exploded like pain up the back of Rossamünd’s head as the carriage shot by, the stench of the horn-ed thing upon it rushing up his nostrils with the gust of their passing.

  Some boys wailed.

  “Frogs and toads!” Grindrod cursed. “The carriage is attacked!”

  More horn-ed monsters could be seen, horrifyingly large, as the coach-and-six smashed on. They clung to the sides of the carriage, worrying and wrestling with the passengers within. The weight and fury of the beasts were so great the whole carriage tipped on to two wheels as it sped. A yellow-green flare of potive burst from a window, flinging one vile nicker from the vehicle in a high, hissing arc and leaving a fizzing trail of reeking fume that rained fur and flesh on the prentices. Head aflame with false-fire, the monster crashed into the briars, a charred ruin. Even as this one flew, another beast leaped from the park-drag to the back of the lead mare. As large as the horse itself, the blighted creature bit into the mane and neck of the hapless, panicked nag. The horse shrieked its dying whinny and fell beneath the grinding hooves of its fellows. The whole vehicle careered and lurched as the team was brought down, sheer momentum tumbling the carriage from the Wormway. With a sickening clash of shattering wood and grinding bones, it skidded and smashed into a dense thicket of tall trunks on the farther side of the road.